Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
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When I'm drunk I run stop signs!
When I'm high I stop at stop signs and wait for them to turn green!
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When I'm drunk I'll use my phone to send stupid text messages.
When I'm high I'll use the flashlight on my phone to search for my phone...
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"Hi, would you like a table?"
"No, not at all. Carpet for 5 please."
Vir - Twitter:
@Rhodes411
@itsWillyFerrell
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