petek, 06. januar 2012

Vicoteka 157#

Men go through 3 stages in life:

Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.



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When I'm drunk I run stop signs!

When I'm high I stop at stop signs and wait for them to turn green!



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When I'm drunk I'll use my phone to send stupid text messages.

When I'm high I'll use the flashlight on my phone to search for my phone...



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"Hi, would you like a table?"
"No, not at all. Carpet for 5 please."



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