You said the boat wouldn't leave until 5!
Sincerely,
The Unicorns
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.
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Yawning is your body's way of saying "10% Battery remaining".
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Homework: "Do me! Do me!"
Facebook: "Get over here, don’t listen to that whore..."
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I have a dig bick, you read that wrong. That awkward when you realize you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. Weird...
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I’m not fat, I’m just harder to kidnap.
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"I'm sorry!"
"Stop saying you're sorry!"
"Ok, sorry!"
Vir - Twitter:
@Rhodes411
@itsWillyFerrell
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