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If I had Morgan Freeman's voice, I would just talk to myself all day.



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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.



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Promises are like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.



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Dear Edward from Twilight,

You stay young forever and sneak into young girls rooms?
Very original...

Sincerely,
Peter Pan



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I'm pretty sure the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying'...






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