Vicoteka 185#

What did the penis say to the condom?

Cover me, I´m going in!!



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That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.



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What? No, I didn't fall... the floor looked lonely, so I gave it a hug.



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Girls with big boobs, stop saying "my eyes are up here" ...I know your eyes are up there, I wasn't looking at your eyes.



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If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.



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Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're over reacting.

Sincerely, Mentos



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I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.



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I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.




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