Vicoteka 190#

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out:
"Hi Jack!!!"



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My chinese friend died last week. So Yung.



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Dear Cupid,
 next time hit both.



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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "alright, get in the basket".



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I have the kick-ass ability to forget people's names in .01 seconds.





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