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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, break a lamp, and kill a cat.



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Apparently, the answer "I know" is not a good answer for when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.



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There's plenty of fish in the sea, I just suck at fishing.



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"I'm not fat I'm big boned!"
"Bones don't jiggle..."



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My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view…

I looked out of the kitchen window.



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She:
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"
He:
"NO, your fat makes you look fat!!!"



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If A Couple in love are called "Love Birds", then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called "Angry Birds".



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That Awkward Moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.






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