torek, 10. januar 2012

Vicoteka 163#

It's entirely possible that the world’s first sex toy was invented when a lady fell in her vegetable garden at the right angle.

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They say "1 out of every 3 smokers die"

So... Does that mean the other 2 become immortal...?

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I put porn into the DVD player.
DVD player:
'Disc is dirty'


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Girl: I like you, do you Like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Aw :(
Boy: You never asked if I love you.
Girl: Awww ;) do you love me?
Boy: No.

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"Dude she just called you lazy!"
"OH HELL NO! ...go tell her I'm not!”

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