sreda, 30. april 2008

Baz Luhrmann Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen

Super zadevščina iz 90-ih.
Besedilo je vzeto iz članka, ki vam postreže z uporabnimi in tudi simpatičnimi nasveti za življenje.
Ogled močno priporočam.

Pesem je bila spravljena v videospot na pobudo avstalskega režiserja Baz Luhrmanna, glas pa je posodil igralec Lee Perry.





Besedilo

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '99
Wear sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it
The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
Than my own meandering experience, I will dispense this advice now

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind
You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth
Until they've faded but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back
At photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now
How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked You are not as fat as you imagine

Don't worry about the future or worry that know that worrying
Is as affective as trying to solve an algebra equation
By chewing bubble gum
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things
That never crossed your worried mind
The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing every day that scares you

Sing

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours

Floss

Don't waste your time on jealousy
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind
The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself
Remember compliments you receive
Forget the insults, if you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

Stretch

The most interesting people
I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't
Get plenty of calcium, be kind to your knees
You'll miss them when they're gone

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken'
On your 75th wedding anniversary
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
Or berate yourself either
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can
Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own, dance
Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room
Read the directions even if you don't follow them
Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, they're your best link to your past
And the people most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that friends come and go
But a precious few, who should hold on

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
For as the older you get, the more you need the people
You knew when you were young
Live in New York City once but leave before it makes you hard
Live in northern California once but leave before it makes you soft

Travel

Accept certain inalienable truths
Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you, too, will get old
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders

Respect your elders

Don't expect anyone else to support you
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse
But you never know when either one might run out

Don't mess too much with your hair
Or by the time you're 40 it will look 85

Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
From the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts
And recycling it for more than it's worth

But trust me on the sunscreen



2. verzija videospota:






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torek, 22. april 2008

svete resnice o ženskah

Ni je čez resnico da smo moški pametnejši od žensk. Ostalih resnic pa ne bomo nikoli izvedeli, ker ljudje verjetno nikoli ne bomo razumeli teh bitij.

Svete resnice o moških ;)


Samo mejčkn hudomušnega replyja in ... povsod vsaj 75% resnice :)

- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign.
- If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
- Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.
- Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- A man woke up on morning with a haedache and saw a a rose, asprin, water, and a note on the bed side table written on it: ‘Breakfeast is on the table I am off the the store”.
When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.
His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled ‘get off me lady i am married!’ ”
Getting drunk: $65
Calling a cab when your to drunk: $21.50.
Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.

ponedeljek, 21. april 2008

Pop art?

Nekateri izredno radi prirejajo dobre in kvalitetne komade v navaden pop-pofl. Meni pa so veliko bolj všeč tisti, ki iz pop-pofla naredijo nekaj poslušljivega in malo več vrednega, kvalitetnega:

ponedeljek, 14. april 2008

London, baby

Tole pa je filmček narejen iz kolaža slik iz našega potepanja po Londonu.





Hans Zimmer - You're So Cool (True Romance: Motion Picture Soundtrack; 1993)
No Doubt - Running (Rock Steady; 2001)
My Immortal - Evanescence (Fallen; 2003)

sobota, 12. april 2008

mucka

No tale posnetk pojasne kar nekaj stvari: Prvič, zakaj imajo ženske tako rade razne muce, kužke, nenormalno velike zajkle in podobno. Drugič, da nikoli ne smeš prijateljem ki ti hočejo narediti presenečenje tega zares dopustiti.

Ter tretjič, nutella je zelo uporabna stvar.

nedelja, 06. april 2008

Ženske so kot...čista neresnica



Ženske so kot...


Ženska je kot avtomobil:
-ko se odločiš za vrhunski model, je na tržišču že boljši!
-boljše kot izgleda, dražje je vzdrževanje.
-ko končno kupiš v se dodatke zanjo, ti jo kdo nabije od zadaj.


Ženska je kot ljubka živalca:
prijetno se je z njo igrati, dokler te ne ugrizne.

Ženska je kot goba:
Lepša je, bolj je strupena.

Ženske so kot košarka:
ali zabijaš ali polagaš.

Ženska je kot kondom
, več v tvoji denarnici kot na tvojem korenjaku.

Ženska je kot avtomobilska guma:
Napumpana, brez profila in vedno pripravljena, da koga povozi!

Ženska je kot ročna bomba:
kjerkoli 'eksplodira', povsod je kaos potem.

Ženska je kot živa meja:
če je ne neguješ, se zarase k sosedu.

Ženska je kot oblak:
če se preseli drugam, bo mogoče še lep dan.

Ženska je kot kravata:
vzameš si jo v slabi svetlobi, potem pa te stiska okoli vratu.

Ženska je kot telefon:
velikokrat je zasedena, ni redkost, da je zvezana z napačno številko, da o vmešavanju tretje osebe v linijo niti ne govorimo.

Ženska je kot orkan,
ko pridejo, so divji in vznemirljivi, za sabo pa pustijo le opustošenje.

Ženska je kot trdnjava:
spoznaš jo šele, ko jo osvojiš.

Ženske so kot žabe:
stalno kvakajo in se bojijo štorklje.

Ženske so kot sadje.
Komaj postanejo zrele, je že črv v njih.

Ženska je kot država:
svojo je treba zavarovati pred zunanjimi vplivi.

Ženska je kot fičko:
če ne kuha, nekaj ni v redu.




četrtek, 03. april 2008

Zakon, mala :)



KAO FORE


Kaj pomeni SLO? - Samo Lopovi Obogatijo.  


In kaj je najhujša poškodba pri šahu?

- Izpah čeljusti zaradi zehanja.  

Kaj misli kura, ko teče pred petelinom?

- "Madona, upam da ne tečem prehitro!"

Zakaj zajec teče hitreje od lovskega psa?

- Ker zajec teče za sebe, pes pa za gospodarja.

Zakaj se sedaj Sarajevo imenuje LOTTOGRAD?

- Zato, ker je imela vsaka hiša priložnost za zadetek.

Kaj je vloga propelerja na letalu?

- Da hladi pilota. Če ne verjamete, ustavite propeler in opazujte, kako se začne pilot potiti!  

Zakaj papež vedno poljubi zemljo, ko izstopi iz letala?

- Ste že kdaj potovali z ALITALIA…?

Kdo še žvižga za 50 let staro žensko?

- Ekonom lonec.

Zakaj lovca, ko umre, vedno pokopljejo šele en teden po tistem, ko umre?

- Zato, da ga ima žena vsaj en vikend doma!

Kako pravimo človeku, ki je od jutra do večera v gostilni?

- Natakar.

Kako delimo puške?

-Vsakemu po eno.

Kako se parijo polži?

-S kropom.

Ali veste, zakaj prdec smrdi?

-Zato, da imajo tudi gluhi nekaj od tega.

Kateri instrument je najstarejši?

-Harmonika, ker je najbolj zgubana.  

Kaj se zgodi, če položiš glavo na kup slame?

-Kup se poveča.

Zakaj je zemlja ženskega spola?

- Ker nihče ne ve, koliko je stara.

Zakaj vsa družina sedi pred televizorjem?

-Ker se za njim nič ne vidi.

Kako se jamarji orentirajo v jami, kadar vse drugo odpove?

- Z glavo trešči v zid in išče zvezdo severnico

Katero zelišče tudi slepi najde?

- Koprivo.

Zakaj ima novi Yugo ogrevanje zadnjih šip ?

- Zato, da te ne zebe v roke, ko ga porivaš.

Kakšna je idealna šola?

-Zaprta.

Kdaj je ženska stara?

-Takrat, ko stanejo svečke na torti več kot torta.

Kaj je lakota?

-Če musliman z nožem v roki teče za prašičem in kriči: "Stani, jagnje moje!"

Zakaj Butalci  pokrivajo gnoj s polivinilom?

- Da ga muhe ne poserjejo?

Kako se pozdravi AIDS ?

- Zdravo, AIDS !


Glasbeni Idoli po svetu - up's and down's :))

Joj joj joj...!
Med preganjanjem časa za službeno mizo sem naletela na kar nekaj posrečenih posnetkov tekmovanj verige Idol po svetu.
Bolgari so pravi izvedenci v iznajdbi 'novih (ponesrečenih) verzij' legendarnih komadov - Ken Lee Mariah Carey, balkanska verzija I will always love you , Here I go again Whitesnake ali Michael Jackson. A je to to; če ni narodni melos, moraš pa priredit ali pa pogoret? :) Ne morš verjet, vsa čast za izvirnost:) Kot, da bi poslušal Milerja oz. Murkota. Je nekak smešn, že kr mal žalostn vse skup... Brrr!
Kanadčani po drugi strani dokazujejo, da dober glas še ne pomen dobre izvedbe - pomoje fant tuki predstavlja Cher in ne Sonnyja v I got you, babe:) Medtem, k čehi pokažejo, da Bon Jovi s svojim glasom ni edinstven; tud komad je njegov in ne od Metallice:)
Jap, vse vrste obstajajo...
Pri takih primerih po Evropi so američani lahko hvaležni Simonu Cowellu. Čeprav tip nima takta, zna pa narest selekcijo. Ampak - angleži so pa še zmer face;))