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- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign.
- If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
- Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.
- Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- A man woke up on morning with a haedache and saw a a rose, asprin, water, and a note on the bed side table written on it: ‘Breakfeast is on the table I am off the the store”.
When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.
His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled ‘get off me lady i am married!’ ”
Getting drunk: $65
Calling a cab when your to drunk: $21.50.
Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.
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