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Whenever a man uses a hair straightener, I find it ironic that it's still called a straightener.
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I used to think I was good in bed...
Until my girlfriend told me she had asthma.
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I'm starting a band called "Free Beer" so that when people see a sign that says, "Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM" everyone will show up.
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My friend Rick is living the dream!
He's in a coma...
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Sometimes I like to sneak up on my alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "how does it feel bitch!"
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I hate when people see me at the supermarket and are like, "Hey, what are you doing here?" and I'm like, "Oh you know, hunting dinosaurs..."
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@Rhodes411
@itsWillyFerrell
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