Cilit Bang, rubber gloves, scrub brush.
How a husband cleans the toilet:
Pisses as hard as he can at the shit stains
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I just spent 1 hour at the gym...
I couldn't find a close parking spot so I left.
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"Dude I wasn't drunk."
"Dude, you found a shoe and said, 'Omg we gotta find Cinderella!!!!'"
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1 + 1 = 3
...If you don't use a condom.
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Some people should have a "Refresh Button" for they're Breath..!!
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@Rhodes411
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