sreda, 18. januar 2012

Vicoteka 175#

"You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"



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Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and say the name of the person you love 3 times, you will look really stupid.



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When midgets take drugs, they don't get high - they get medium.



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If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.



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What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life...



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Wanna know what makes a girl go "mmmmmmm"?

Duct tape...



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Surprise sex in the morning is the greatest way to wake up together! Well, unless you're in prison.




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