Vicoteka 191#

Dad: "Can I tell you a little story?"
Son: "Sure dad!"
Dad: "Once upon a time your dog got hit by a car this morning..."



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Finished first page of test.
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*



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I once thought a thought, but the thought I thought I thought, was indeed not the thought that I thought I thought.



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It takes 134 minutes of active sex to burn all the calories from a bag of crisps.
I just ate five bags, what are you doing tonight?



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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.



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What starts with F and ends with UCK?
Thats rigt! FIRETRUCK.

Well what starts with P and ends with ORN?
Thats Right! POPCORN!



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Police Officer:
- How high are you?
- No, no, no, it's: "Hi. How are you"



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