petek, 20. januar 2012

Vicoteka 178#

I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes...
So I picked up the cardboard box and walked away.



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Before sex, you help each other to get naked. After sex you only dress yourself.
MORAL OF THE STORY: in life, no one helps you once yoou're fucked!



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I know sex, how to sex, keep a sex, stupid person sex, like you sex, BUSY for sex, 15 seconds. Read again without word sex.



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We live in a world where losing your phone is a bigger deal than losing your virginity.




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