Congratulations, now you have a relationship...
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"Babe, is it in?"
"Yeah"
"Does it hurt?"
"Mmhmm"
"I'll put it in slowly"
"Ouch, it still hurts!"
"Ok ok, let's try another shoe size”
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God gave us Mondays to punish us for what we did over the weekend. ?
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.
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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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Girls are like phones... they like to be held and talked to... but if you press the wrong button... YOU WILL BE DISCONNECTED!
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