ponedeljek, 16. januar 2012

Vicoteka 170#

Why does it always have to be "he's addicted to drugs"? Why can't it just be, "he's passionate about drugs".



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"Daddy, what's a cross-dresser?"
"Go ask mommy, he knows."



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"I had a wet dream about you last night."
"Aww lol really ;)"
"Ya, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing..."



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To do list:
1: Buy flat screen TV.
2: Hang it high on the wall.
3: Watch the bitch from 'The Ring' hit the ground when she crawls out of the TV!



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