Vicoteka 192#

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.



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Mom:
"Wake up!"
Me:
| ~_~ | -_- | °_- | -_° | >___< | o_O | o_o |



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For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.



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I only party on 2 occasions:
1. When it’s my birthday
2. When it’s not…



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Don’t talk about yourself so much…
we’ll do that when you leave.



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How am I going to spend Valentine's Day?
One the floor with a bottle of Vodka in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat!



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Sign out Facebook, turn off computer, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook.






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