Vicoteka 154#

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.



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It's a good job Apple wasn't in charge of New Year... We would all have been expecting 2012, and got 2011S instead.



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ThisYear's New Year Resolution: Date more models!
*Revised: Date more.
*Revised: Get a date.
*Revised: Stop crying while masturbating...



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Break-up texts:

"Hey, wanna see a magic trick?"
"Teehee, sure ;)"
"POOF... You're single."




Vir - Twitter: 
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@itsWillyFerrell


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