Vicoteka 153#

I saw a poster that said "Have you seen this man?"
So I called the number and told them no.



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How come finding a woman is so hard.

I wish women were like volleyball... you call "MINE!" and everyone else backs off.



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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.



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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.



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I hate it when you say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.



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Saying "what" but then one second later realizing what they said.



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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.





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