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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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He: You look life my first wife!
She: How many have you had?
He: None..
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