nedelja, 25. november 2012

Vicoteka #293


Turtle: "Nothing is slower than me!"
Snail: "LOL, you sure?"
Internet Explorer: "Bitch please!"



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"What mouse has two legs?"
"I dont know."
"Mickey Mouse!"
"What duck has two legs?"
"Donald Duck?"
"No. All ducks, you retard."



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I'm about to rewrite history. History.



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Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?



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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.



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Today I got kicked out of the hospital..
Apparently, the sign that said "STROKE PATIENTS HERE" didn't mean what I thought it meant.





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