My girlfriend told me "Football or me" ……Sometimes I miss her
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I didn't say you were a slut... I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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You look more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market
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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats
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