Vicoteka #281

Don't be proud that every guy wants you.. Cheap items have many buyers.



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Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test. We can do this.
My brain: DADADA LA BANANA LALALALALA.. AFRO SQUIREL POTATO.. LALA



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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids. But apparently "iTouch kids" didn't sit too well.



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Oh, real men wear pink? Yes, and their boyfriends do too.



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I"m pretty sure the movie Taken is just an adult version of Finding Nemo.



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When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out:
"Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?"



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I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.



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What's the difference between the USA and yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 400 years, it'll develop a culture.




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Mujo u bolnici, a Haso pita:
“Kakvi su ti rezultati?”
“Kiselina u želucu, voda u kolenima i šećer u krvi!”
“Jarane, ti nisi čovek, ti si limunada!”



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A: “Kaj boste?”
B: “Jst bom losos!”
A: “Mislu sm za jest, ne za maškare!”



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- Mujo, znaš li ti gdje je New York?
- Ne znam!
- To ti je 10.000 kilometara od Sarajeva.
- Auu, vukojebine.

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