ponedeljek, 05. november 2012

Vicoteka #278


Status cigana na Facebooku:
"Če 100 ljudi lajka ta status, prvim 20-tim vrnem kolesa."



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Don't you hate it when you're talking to a girl and you catch her staring at your penis, like "hello, my eyes are up here!"



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How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.



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You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.



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"You ask!"
"No, you ask!"
"Will you please ask?"
"Why can't you ask?!"
"Fine.. Hey my Friend wants to ask you something!".




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