Vicoteka #282

I do my best Michael Jackson dance moves immediately after walking into a spider web.



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I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.



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I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.



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I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.



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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.




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