Newtons Law of blowjobs: "Boners go up, bitches go down."
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"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you sat on my couch and tried to put your seatbelt on."
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Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
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A farmer had a wooden tractor, with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. And guess what...... IT WOODEN GO!
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