Asian pregnancy test: Put an unsolved Rubiks cube into an the vagina. If it comes out solved, she's pregnant.
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Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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