Captain:
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
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Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
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My favorite sex position is called WOW. Thats where I flip your MOM over...
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Lets take a moment and thank God that spiders can't fly!
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I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life...
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1. Say "Dale!"
2. Mumble three Spanish words
3. List four cities
Congratulations, you just made a Pitbull song...
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Just a friendly reminder: your crush showers naked.
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