sobota, 17. november 2012

Vicoteka #289


What takes up 18 parking spaces? 9 Women drivers.



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Me:
"Hello, ambulance I think my friend is dead! What should I do?!"
911:
"First make sure he is actually dead!"
*shotgun sound*
Me:
"Okay. Now what?"



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I want my last words to be: "Hold my beer and watch this!"



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People look at me and think I'm fat... I'm not fat, I'm just so sexy that it overflows.



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Police station toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.



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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke?
"It's open."



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How do five gay guys walk? In One Direction...






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