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Humans are 70% water, and I can walk on humans, therefore I am 70% Jesus.
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Android tablet - they're like a bikini party at a Christian college. Sure, everything may look great, but try to go hands-on and you're just going to be very frustrated.
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I wonder if someone will ever come knock on my door and say "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"
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I'm not fat...
My stomach is 3D.
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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he dig, she dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's deep.
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Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
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