"Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?"
"Wow, you're short... Do you play mini golf?"
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The Greatest Day for me was when I had chicken pot pie... my three favorites things!
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I attempted to change my password to 'Twilight' but got an error message saying, "Contains too many useless characters."
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I get upse twhen I get bombarded with emails telling me how to get a bigger penis.
I never should have given my girlfriend my email address.
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