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Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?
Me: "It's water"
Cop: "Sir, this is wine"
Me: "What? That damn Jesus, at it again!"
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I've been dating this homeless women for a while now, and it's getting pretty serious.
She asked me to move out with her.
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I admire the dude that created The Sims. You can put your wife's bed in the kitchen without her complaining? Amazing!
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@itsWillyFerrell
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