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If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name I pray, Amen".



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Just remember, every day is a gift from God! Except for Monday... Satan slipped that one in. Sneaky bastard...



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I wish there was a beer called Alone. That way I wouldn't have to feel so depressed when I say I'm drinking alone...



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Went to a Coldplay concert in China yesterday.

It was all yellow.



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"Let's eat grandpa."
"Let's eat, grandpa."
Correct punctuation can save a life.



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Sunglasses: Being able to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook but in real life.







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