nedelja, 28. oktober 2012

Vicoteka #271


Unuk:
"Bako,ja pušim."
Baba:
"Neka pušiš."
Unuk:
"Ja pijem."
Baka:
"Neka."
Unuk:
"Ja se drogiram."
Baka:
"Neka."
Unuk:
"Bako,ništa nisam jeo.
Baka: "ŠTA!?!? NIŠTA NISI JEO!?!?"



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Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls complement each other, but they don't mean it either.



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"You took my daughters virginity!"
"I’m sorry, sir. It won’t happen again."




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