Vicoteka #267

How do you get a child to stop wetting the bed? Give them an electric blanket.



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I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see.



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Think of a number between 0 and 20.

Add 32 to it.

Multiply by 2.

Subtract 1.

Now close your eyes.....
It's dark isn't it?




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If people winked and smiled in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be pretty fucking creepy.





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