ponedeljek, 22. oktober 2012

Vicoteka #265

Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.



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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...



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"It's like you're my own drug"
"Aww because you're addicted to me? ;)"
"Ha..No because you're ruining my life.."



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Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.



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*Woman gives birth*
Woman: I think I'll name her Sarah.
Doctor: Sorry, but that name's already taken. May I suggest Sarah982 or Sarah_318?





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