nedelja, 21. oktober 2012

Vicoteka #263

Breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18 years of bad luck.

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Kidnapping? I prefer term "surprise adoption".

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My favorite part of attending a Marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.

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Never drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.


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