You're about 4 beers away from being my type.
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If your heart was broken, you'd be dead. So stop complaining!
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I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll gladly have sex with you until he shows up.
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You were sexy until you got out of bed the next morning, and left your face on the pillow.
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You know you're getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.
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You were sexy until the lights came on. Then you try and say you need beauty sleep? You need to hibernate!
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I was picking up dog shit in the park the other day, when I thought to myself... I should really get a dog.
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