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Words you never want to hear spoken when you're on a plane: "This isn't your captain speaking."

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Guy Code Rule #27: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana.

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The main problem with always being punctual, is that most of the time nobody's there to appreciate it.

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I hate when I plan a conversation with someone in my head, and they don't follow the script.





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