petek, 25. november 2011

Vicoteka 122#

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.


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Lady Gaga is the only person who can pull off a Halloween costume at a Thanksgiving dinner.


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Sometimes I walk through the bookstore saying to random people, "How's your day going?" while holding a book called "How to make Friends"


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Dear Bones, Law and Order, CSI and NCIS, thank you so much for your advice, no one will ever find the bodies now....




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