nedelja, 24. februar 2013

Vicoteka #316

My girlfriend's just turned veggie.

She got hit by a bus.

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"We have a history" sounds a lot better than "we used to bang and now it's awkward."

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So Oscar Pistorius was using bodybuilding supplements..

They must have been from Ikea because the body he built was missing two legs.

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Me: "I love u"
Her: "Awww really?"
Me: "Ya, it's my favorite vowel."

Vir: via Twitter (@sickipediabot, @itsWillyFerrell, @autocorrects)


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