Vicoteka #312

What do you call a room full of dead people?

An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.



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Shame about Oscar Pistorius the man had the world at his knees.



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It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him.



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Oscar Pistorius's favorite band has always been 'Bullet For My Valentine'



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Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Sergio Ramos.



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Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.



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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.



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First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"



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If Oscar Pistorius had been Macauley Culkin, Home Alone would have been a much shorter film.



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..and the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL




(vir: TW - @sickipediabot)



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