Vicoteka #315

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry


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Why can a woman cry when she's not sad, and smile when she's not happy...

But she can't manage to fuck when she's not horny?


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After committing a rape, I always carry a fire extinguisher.

No one will stop me running if I'm carrying a fire extinguisher.


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My girlfriend is a missing person. Which is weird, I saw her in my basement only 20 minutes ago.




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