Vicoteka #313

It really hurts my feelings that my girlfriend thinks I don't listen to whatever the fuck she's talking about.



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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
We're having sex,
Because I'm stronger than you.




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I like my sex like I like my belts...

If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole.



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What's the most sensitive part of a woman?

Her fat arse.




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Pride mož iz službe, pa ga žena vpraša:
"Si že videl zmečkanih 5 EURO?"
Mož prikima.
"Si že videl zmečkanih 10 EURO?”
Mož zopet prikima.
"Si že videl zmečkanih 22 tisoč EURO?”
“To pa še nisem,” pravi mož.
"Pol pa pojdi v garažo in jih boš videl."



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