nedelja, 23. september 2012

Vicoteka #251


I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.



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Taco Bell sells tacos. Whataburger sells burgers. Chicken Express sells chicken. Panda Express are lying bastards!



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Enim dol visi, drugim se pa jebe.



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"Biti mati je najlepši občutek na svetu."

Hm. Ampak si bolj vriskala takrat, ko sva se žgala.



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If weed ever gets legalized, the commercials will be so funny.



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You know you're screwed on a test when the Asian kid says "Shit!".



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Go to a store, pick out a box of condoms, and ask where the fitting room is.



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The girl next door to me has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Either that, or I need a smaller telescope.



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I like how ninja turtles wear masks to hide their identity. Its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything!



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If a midget smokes weed, does the midget get high or medium?



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Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.



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Boy:
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl:
"Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."



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Me:
"How do you spell HIV?"
Friend:
"H.I.V"
Me:
"Are you positive?"
Friend:
"Yes..... Wait, no..... Fuck."




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