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I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door.
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My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film...
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Ojdip črncu: wassup nigga?!
Črnc Ojdipu: wassup madafaka?!
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Kako je bilo pri zdravniku?
-Super.
-Super, je res vse v redu?
-No, malo so se mi notranji organi premaknili.
-Kako to misliš ... premaknili??!!
-Zdravnik pravi, da so mi šla jetra v kurac.
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If you could choose between worldpeace and Bill Gates fortune, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
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No no... keep talking... I always yawn when I'm interested.
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What did letter O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out!
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