torek, 23. april 2013

Vicoteka #324


Ko se je zobar ravno nagnil nad pacientko, da bi začel z delom, je nenadoma trznil…
''Oprostite gospodična ampak to kar držite v roki so moja jajca…''
''Vem'', odvrne pacientka, ''tako bova oba bolj pazila, da drugega ne bo zabolelo… OK?''



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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church



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Unfortunately our daughter was born retarded.

I think it must come from my sister's side of the family.




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