Vicoteka #216

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them:
"OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words green, pink and yellow."


First, the Belgian says:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".


Then, the German:
"I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself : I hope it will be a pink day".


And the French:
"I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone: green... green... green... pink up ze phone and I say "Yellow?"



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