My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said: "I wanna watch."
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook but at my house we pray AFTER we eat.
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Oči gre k frizerju in vzame hčerkico s sabo.
Medtem, ko ga frizer striže, se hčerka vrti v bližini stola in jé žemljico.
Frizer ji, mimogrede, reče:
"Boš imela dlake na žemlci."
Mala pa njemu nazaj:
"Ja, pa joške bom tud mela."
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Ta vikend sem posvetil molitvi - vseh štirih od sebe...
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