Rowan Atkinson & Kate Bush - Do Bears...

Rowan Atkinson:
For years I thought
I'd have to live alone
I never got a letter
Had to disconnect the phone
The only girls I ever saw
Were on TV
But now I've got a Venus
Who's sitting next to me

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I give my life
To you if I could?
Do birds fly?
Do fish swim?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet

Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m' luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f...

Rowan:
...for crying out loud!

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh...
In the woods?

Rowan:
I introduced her round my friends
She was ace
I was no longer on Earth
But in better place

Kate:
He's an utter creep and he
Drives me round the bend
And so to alleviate the boredom
I sleep with his friends

Rowan:
Ho ha ho

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?

Kate:
Would I tear out both my eyes
And fry them if I could?

Both:
Is the Bible fiction?
Is True Love a contradiction?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Do I desire you?
Do I adore you?

Rowan:
Would I cut off all my toenails
And put them in an envelope with my feet?

Both:
Is Reagan Godhead?
Is Chairman Mao dead?
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?

Both:
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?

Rowan:
On Main Street

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